Man, it's been a year since 'Ye released this joint/
Merry Christmas, from Melbournes own Beastie Boy/
I made you a lil' something, peace and joy/
To the kids getting new toys - please enjoy/

Near the tree, ripping wrapping paper off of their presents/
Complaining how they got more underwear from the parents/
Damn shame that it wasnt Transformers/
Or some Air Jordans, stuff that's more important?!/

You know, It's the festive season/
Smiles from the first gift until it's late in evenin'/
Down here we might get up on our Jetski's even/
The night before, got us all George Jetson dreaming/

Holiday? I was supposed to be leaving/
But my flight got cancelled so I'm alone for the evenin'/
I hope Christchurch is still in good health/
And if shit starts shaking yo get out the house!/

On the real though I really wish I could help/
May the best of your today's be the worst that your dealt/
Doing last minute shopping when it's all sold out/
Don't let car parks here start stressing you out/

'Cos it's all in good time and there's still next year/
So enjoy it while you can with some Christmas cheer/
I remember being 5 with my wish list here/
Man I been a good kid I hope santa can hear?!/

I remember parents stressing how to make ends meet/
Nowadays I get em presents where they say that's neat/
Mum with a tear in her eye saying Ry you're sweet/
Dad looking at me like 'man you've outdone me'/

Now let's sit down and all break bread/
And we're Breaking Bon Bons with stupid hats on our head/
My fans are like Reindeers helping me jet/
Thank you for support, now let's do it again/